subject line: dirty words March 16, 2017 by Hannah Brencher college station, texas It can’t be considered rape if I woke up right as you were putting a condom on, right? That’s what you may have thought that night. But here’s the truth: the minute you knew I passed out from being too drunk that I couldn’t even function, should have been the moment you left me alone. Besides, where’s the pleasure when the girl you’ve been trying to get with all night isn’t even awake? I’ve forgiven you.