subject line: ebayby May 14, 2015 by Hannah Brencher atlanta, georgia So my baby momma wants to get rid of our kid and I was like ok fine how about adoption? And she was like nah, I want to sell it. I was like no that’s a kid, you can’t just sell it. She was like F that, so she put it on ebay. I’m trying to be understanding and meet her in the middle so I said look how about Etsy? It’s a child. A living being that we MADE. That shit goes on Etsy.